Quotable quotes for doomsday

As 21-12-2012 is just 8 hours away, I felt I should shoot off my mouth before tsunami fills it with sea water. I have a few of my own quotables for all, doomsday conspirators or otherwise:

• A belief isn't worth keeping when you shit your pants for it!
• A pessimist will be happy, if he’s proved right this once. An optimist is always happy.
• If you don't fear death, why do you care? If you fear death, you've probably never lived anyway! Since, you're already dead, why do you care?
• Somewhere else, it’s already tomorrow!
• Nature probably decided we’re the new dinosaurs, going by the fact that our sizes (waists, ego, population and greed) have outgrown our brains!
• You’re so lost with 21-12-2012; 20-12-2012 slipped your notice (sic).
• The ways of nature are like a democracy. If you don’t thrive by nature, of(f) nature or for nature, what makes you think you’re any better than the politician you just voted out?

Got something? Shoot ‘em off!